Never mind the Big Green Picnic, Wighteye believes the occasion should be renamed in honour of Joni Mitchell and her assertion that “They paved Paradise and put up a parking lot”. For any of you that have not yet heard, the ego-island event for plebs (we don’t seem to deserve a conference) will not take place on the grassy plains of Church Litten, but on the Council Car Park, right next to the ‘Motorway’. Should be a nightmare for any families with small kids and hardly conducive to that picnic ambience.
